shaela the bug assasin
today i got up for my yearly shower (they say not to over moisturize dumbledore beard), and carried my bathroom shower tote as usual. as soon as i get ready to use the shampoo, i notice a cockroach roaming around inside the shower tote. i've noticed i don't take to screaming; rather i strategically plotted a way to trap the insect and put an end to its miserable life. well, whatever life it has, that's irrelevant. i hope it's had a good life to make up for my behavior (carina don't scream at me, i wished it a good past life).

so naturally, i remove everything from my shower tote, let the little fella roam around a little, and then put the basket under the water... and lo, made it a nice little swimming pool. little did i know it didn't know how to swim.

or did i...

either way. two down in one week. watch out world.