the shaela chronicles

dream interpretation
today i woke up with a dream. i often have those. and they are mostly incomprehensible. people say that dreams have meaning. well. perhaps they do. and today, i will try to piece together the underlying meaning of yesterday's dream.

there i was. my hair and i. except, i look at my hair (third person view, i find i often have no control over which view i want), and find little white roses growing on my scalp, where hair should be growing. and i think to myself, 'this is highly disturbing'. so i search through my hair and find sunflowers and grass and other weed growing near the vicinity of the roses. this made me feel better.

i think the meaning of this dream is i will one day find i am the long lost heir to some rich kind of the african jungles and become the next kung fu master. or that i will grow green hair with sunflowers and pretend to others that i wanted it that way. and make them jealous. because as long as my beard may be and as thick as dr. jones mustache may be, we are all a little jealous of the one with green hair with sunflowers and weed. pride is the only thing that keeps us from admitting this. and i and jones are far from it.

although, having food hair that keeps re-growing after each attempt to eat it may top green hair with sunflowers and weed.

i think i have now mastered the art of dream interpretation.

Current Mood: curious

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